A small institution of excellent posture
Jean Philinu
$PHILINU
He has one haircut, one chair, and no interest in explaining either.
OFFICIAL PORTRAIT
haircut: immaculate
Contract Address
PASTE_CONTRACT_ADDRESS_HERE
02
House etiquette
The room is quiet.
The fringe is not.
Every afternoon at 3:17, Jean inspects the light, adjusts his tie by exactly two millimeters, and sits for another portrait nobody requested.
01
Speak softly near the hair.
02
Never ask what happened to the ears.
03
If Jean nods once, the meeting is over.
PERSONNEL NOTE
Jean does not chase balls.
Jean delegates movement to the atmosphere.
J. Philinu
Portrait room
One face.
Several official moods.
Move your cursor through the room. Jean considers this a formal inspection.
NO. 001 · APPROVED EXPRESSION
observed behavior
looks directly at nonsense until it leaves
A note from reception
You may sit.
Jean already has.
There is no queue. There is only an arrangement of chairs that slowly becomes a queue when Jean looks at it.
05
Guestbook
Leave the door politely ajar.
Jean is easiest to find where the conversation is already strange.